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Methane Mouthwash

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.
Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!
by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020
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Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.
My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!
by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021
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Swansea (Mouthwashing)

He (around 50 to 60 years old) was a heavy alcoholic that quit making it 15 years of not drinking. Before any of the Mouth washing events he actually had a happy life with a wife and kids but he feels life something is missing. He know where the freeze pods are but only one of the 5 made it and it's head canon that he saved it for Daisuke (Mouthwashing). Basically midway through the game they discover a bunch of mouth washing bottles and when he discovered that it had 14% ethanol he broke his 15 year streak and started to heavily drink again. He puts Daisuke (Mouthwashing) out of his misery when he gets severely injured (Swansea was completely drunk off mouth washing). He eventually gets shot in the head by Jimmy (Mouthwashing).
"My favorite character is Swansea (Mouthwashing)"
It probably is, but 50% of the fandom just likes him because he had a very good relationship (father and son type) with daisuke
by Femtalover January 2, 2025
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Mississippi Mouthwash

Rimming your partner right after they take a dump, and repeatedly rinsing your mouth out with water until the water is no longer brown and the anus is sparking clean.
Mary Alice was upset when she was out of toilet paper, but Roger said "don't worry baby, I can give you the Mississippi mouthwash".
by LaShondralah Jones May 8, 2025
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The Milwaukee Mouthwash

When a girl squirts in your mouth while she is crushing your head between her thighs
I heard Kamala gave Ron The Milwaukee Mouthwash and he couldn't talk for a week.
by Richard Waterson December 4, 2023
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Montanan Mouthwash

When the female partner in a relationship puts her discharge in a shot glass and the male partner puts his own dingleberries in the same shot glass as the discharge, they both lick the shot glass clean simultaneously without swallowing or spitting the combination of the discharge and the dingleberries. The partner who has licked up the least amount must swish and gargle the mixture in their mouth, even the rest of the concoction licked up from the winners mouth.
Hey babe I'm feeling playful and competitive lets do a montanan Mouthwash
by Laney Phen January 9, 2025
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Anya (Mouthwashing)

A lady (expected age: ~30). Confirmed: Failed to get into a medical school EIGHT times but still does a very good job keeping a meat sack with 0 skin for that long. She's a confirmed big back because she's confirmed to binge eat while watching the worst tv show known to man or something) She commits suicide because since she got raped by jimmy her mental health is declining also knowing that she'll give birth to the baby on a ship were even she can barely survive. Mouth Washing (Game)
"Anya (Mouthwashing) was my favorite character!"
no she isn't you just feel extremely bad for her, but dw I understand.
by Femtalover January 2, 2025
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