King moocher

The #1 mooch or King Moocher will always be the one to ask for your snacks and try
To borrow your stuff.

S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any

T- You asked yesterday and the day before

S- Please

T- You’re the King Moocher

by Moochington the third May 22, 2020

The Cloudy Monocle

The act of ejaculating in someones eye.

John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...

Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

modockin

to rush, hurry, speed

If we're going to get there on time, we better get to modockin.

by Bill October 16, 2003

moochbaggery

An unwelcome pattern of unabashed, blatant freeloading behavior, especially when the offender has had ample opportunity to provide for him/herself.

I really wish he'd remember to buy his own goddamn beer when he goes to the store; his moochbaggery every weekend is putting a dent on my budget.

by HylianTom October 17, 2008

Monochromatic Phobia

A fear of two of the same colored objects touching each other, such as two pink folders. They must never touch.

Kaylan showed her Monochromatic Phobia when she looked into my backpack and saw all black things touching each other.

by monochromaticphobia October 20, 2010

missoula monoculture

Not really even unique to Missoula, the missoula monoculture can actually be found in other, similar wannabe hippy but sort of rich towns across the west. The chicks are all sort of hot, the dudes all have beards. They each wear hoodless down patagonia jackets, carharts, and bring their kids to the bar/brewery. Their lab is in their subaru parked outside, which they will later drive to their modest 2br house which looks like every other house for miles in a haphazard subdivision.

They are into skiing, riding their bikes, climbing, etc.

They look like they are models for an LL bean catalog.

Check that chick out - she's almost sexy.

Bro bra, she is a card-carrying member of the missoula monoculture. hope you're ready to live the active lifestyle

Man, I went to snowbowl once, no thanks.

by thecrusha December 15, 2010

motocross

Off road motorcycle racing

Rated the worlds second most phyically demanding sport in the world below professional mens soccer.
It is a racing sport with dirt bikes

It includes many forms:
Supercross- indoor racing, tee-peed jumps, hairpin turns, ect.
Flattrack - (someone else explain)
Enduro - (someone else explain)
Trail riding - someone on a trail bike ridng in a feild or somthing

Motocross is all of those but mostly refered to as the outdoor national type tracks. Good dirt is somewhere beteen light brown to red and dark brown. Usually jumps are include and a whoopdidoo (whoops) section along with sweeper turns and such.

biily bob thorton-- "what are you up to today, bubba ateaberger?"
Bubba -- "im goin to ride moto"


Sqiudly kid who doesnt really race -- "yeah i eide motocross. I did a backflip over the big red barn at my ncles farm" ... sure ya did squidly

by Jonny Donut June 4, 2004