Sweaty Motlock

The patch of hair that appears between a males balls and a-hole (taint). Generally sweaty, motley, and congregates itself as a lock of hair, thus a "sweaty motlock".

Also known as: Taint hair, Tainthawk, Ball Mullet,

........ "Hey man, whats with that sweaty patch of hair between your balls and your ass?" "Why are you looking at my balls? It's my Sweaty Motlock."

by daybyday February 15, 2009

The Motley Crue

Taken from the spelling of the awesome rock band Motley Crue, a group of people in my school that I am classified in. It consists of people otherwise known as the Misfits. There are people who get in trouble a lot, people who are weird and do weird things, random people, the whorish people that no one else likes but the TMC does, and the people who are pretty go-with-the flow unless you piss them off (that would be me). Also includes any other types of people who are so small in numbers that they aren't counted as their own group. Does not include anyone with a mental disability that qualifies them for Special Ed.

Preppy Bitch: Yeah, like, Oh my gosh. We were just like standing around and talking about our boyfriends when The Motley Crue showed up and just started talking about random stupid things. When we said something they got all mad (Haha, that would be me right there) and they told us that if we didn't shut up they would slit our throats with our own fake nails. Yeah, like whatever!

by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008

Mollusc

A word that is said, when no other word fits in that particular sentance.

With that dye in her hair she could be a Mollusc.
or
The guy she's dating off myspace is such a Mollusc.

by Synrir July 8, 2007

mollusk-geek

a person extremely versed in the branch of zoology dealing with mollusks; an extremely boring person.

"She's a real mollusk-geek!", "Yeah, can't pry her out of that shell! Bor-ing!"

by JeanneTuc August 3, 2006

motley crue

Other than nickleback and bon jovi Motley crue is possibly the worst band ever. They almost destroyed the genre of heavy metal with their poser hair and horrible music. They employ some sort of mind control device to make people like them despite their awful music.

Me and my girlfriend went to a Motley Crue concert and almost died

by Dr. Jinkle March 28, 2010

Motley Trio

When a dwarf, an albino and a pregnant woman have a threesome while eating honeycombs/

I want to have a motley trio with your mom

by PinkUnicorn3 May 4, 2011

Motlion

Strong, handsome, charming, protective, powerful, sexy, trustworthy, a dream, with a ferocious exciting side.

He is the true definition of a Motlion. So real, then surprising with a wild side you never expected.

by 030304 October 10, 2016