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mohawk

one of the most over-rated, ugly hair-styles that has ever existed on this planet...often a favourite for try-hard losers
if that guy in the example pic that goes by the name of Andy Cancer grew some hair...he'd be hot as...really a shame huh
by steph February 24, 2005
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mohawk

where ur shave ur hair on both sides and leave this v shaped hair in the middle
He's got a mohawk.
by gcrocks June 18, 2003
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Gonzo mud mohawk

When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.
Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.
by GonzoMM August 12, 2006
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mohawk

A hairstyle in which the sides of the head are shaved and the remaining hair in the middle of the scalp is worn spiked up. Often associated with punks. Such a hairstyle also has a way of making a fellow look gay.
Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Harun,Uriah,Hayden,Harvey,Harold,Jason,Fargo,Theo and Ulysees all just got mohawks. Are they punks or gays?
Best friends Jake and Dwayne and their gay husbands Keith and Kevin all have mohawks. They have even made a video of themselves,entitled "Jake and Keith,and Dwayne and Kevin-gays with mohawks.
by JMC70 October 16, 2017
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mohawk

Favorite hairstyle of anarchists, punks, losers, etc. A mohawk can usually be found where the outcasts of the outcast crowd hang out: like in an inner-city alley, or at Berkley-U. Male individuals with mohawks usually don't have a job or a girlfriend, usually have a boyfriend, and most likely hate their parents.
If you have mohawk you should be thrown in prison and send to a re-education camp.
by craivenmorhed April 9, 2008
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Mohawk

1.A hairstyle whereas sides are shaved off leaving hair in the middle to be spiked.
2.A hairstyle which some pussy wanna-be gangsters cut an inch of their short hair and said they had a very shitty Mohawk, known to those with proper Mohawks as Fohawk.
1. Jon- "Damn, check out his ten inch Mohawk, that's some sick ass shit!"
2. Jon- "Check out that little wanna-be pussy with his fucking half inch Mohawk!"
Josh- "I know, what a little fucking Fohawk.
by (it's a secret) September 5, 2009
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mohawked psycho

a person who is liable to pulling many a stephens
Damn!... this milk is good fool! said the mohawked psycho.
by Geoffrey mohawk July 30, 2008
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