montrease

Montrease: a loyal gentleman that is full of positive vibes, very intimate, useful in every way, and will blow your back out.

dam you really are an entire montrease out here and I love it 😩

by Montrease November 23, 2021

Montreal Cacachiens

referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)

*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo

habs losing (more then 10 games straight)

another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck

by MagnaBad December 14, 2021

Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.

Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.

by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022

Montreal's revenge

Noun - diarrhea specifically caused by eating the Quebecois dish poutine; a play on Montezuma's revenge

I knew I shouldn't have had poutine for lunch - headed to the can again for another round of Montreal's revenge.

by Visually Violated March 30, 2022

Montrealian

A person who’s born in Montreal.

Hey what’s your nationality?

Oh, I’m from Montreal so I’m technically a Montrealian.

by Moemoneyy233 July 13, 2022

montreal canadians suck

The truth

Montreal canadians suck

by E The Second November 11, 2022

Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 11, 2024