the month of may

Is National booty pic month

Hell ya its the month of may and that means it national booty pic month

by Poop dick 9999 May 14, 2019

That time of the month

An excuse used by women in order to get by with whatever they want

Zach:So Sarah whats up with you and Cody?
Sarah:...
Zach:Ummm, Sarah?
Sarah:...
Zach:Sarah?!?
Sarah:SHUT THE FUCK UP!(Sarah punches Zach in the face, Zach is on the floor bloody)
Mimi:Sarah! look what you did! I think you just killed him!
Sarah:I'm sorry, I think it's that time of the month...

by Tsukuri March 23, 2009

last month

A fad that's no longer cool or interesting.

With the internet and life becoming more and more interconnected -- fads no longer last as long as pre-internet times. Fad seasons are trending closer to one month.

Trucker hats are so last month.

by Eric November 19, 2003

monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008

crush month

December 1st is the beginning of crush month. Meaning if you have a crush on someone just ask them out , and if yk someone has a crush on you you have to ask them out. No questions asked.

“He yo I’m asking Katie out for crush month”

by Big daddy key. November 30, 2019

The perfect month

Getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day.

Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.

Barney: -Remember when I banged 7 girls in a week.
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month

by TorgeirAK March 11, 2015

Monkey Month

Black history month.

Every February is monkey month.

by Smokey78 February 03, 2011