Love

1.One of the most misused word of our generation. This so-called love is thrown around as if it were the next "Hello". It is a word by which many would consider "sacred" or "pure". But ironically, that kind of love is not demonstrated among today's society.

2.Often used as a manipulative tool to gain trust. This trust is then used to lure the "significant other" into having sex with them.

Chad:So Tony, how are you and Jessica doing?
Tony:Dude, I think things are really starting to get serious
Chad:What do you mean?
Tony:...I think I love her
Chad:What!?! You guys have only been dating for one week!

by Tsukuri March 23, 2009

Love

A disease that spreads faster than fireworks on the 4th of July. The effects of this disease are what you make it, but there is no cure.

Person 1:Hey man, I think I love this girl
Person 2:That's not good, you're in for some serious shit!

by Tsukuri March 23, 2009

That time of the month

An excuse used by women in order to get by with whatever they want

Zach:So Sarah whats up with you and Cody?
Sarah:...
Zach:Ummm, Sarah?
Sarah:...
Zach:Sarah?!?
Sarah:SHUT THE FUCK UP!(Sarah punches Zach in the face, Zach is on the floor bloody)
Mimi:Sarah! look what you did! I think you just killed him!
Sarah:I'm sorry, I think it's that time of the month...

by Tsukuri March 23, 2009