Manit

1.) A sexy man
2.) Perfect
3.) Player

1.) OMG! he's sooo MANIT.
2.) I want a Manit Man.
3.) He's such a manit.

by Shivani March 28, 2004

monitor

An output device used to view what the video card's signal is sending to it.

Nice monitor, dude.

by Apul January 29, 2003

manita

It is the sign of five made with an upraised hand. Manita in spanish slang means "little hand". The manita is made when a soccer team scores 5 goals in a game.

Pique's manita during the Nov 2010 Classico enraged Madridistas and the Madrid players so much that the subsequent classicos degenerated into brawls instigated by the Real Madrid players.

by Zeus is the Lord December 28, 2011

manitoba moose

Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever

"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"

by MEH 38 February 27, 2008

minithin

25mg ephedrine, 5mg Guaifenisen

He swallowed a minithin.

by matt___sobek September 9, 2003

Manitoba

Manitoba has hot summers and hot women. Manitobans know how to party better than any other place I've been!

Winnipeg and Saskatoon tied for the highest murder per capita rate in 2002 with 6 homicides... wow... 6.

Canada is #43 in the world for murder rates... while the US is holding strong at #23.

I know you don't care, but I'm drunk.

Toba girls give good head.

by nurple April 15, 2004

Monitis

Newly discovered disease where tumors start to grow in your brain and then spread throughout your body. Symptoms include rashing of the genital areas, sharp rectum pains, extreme head aches that last for days on end, troubled breathing, painful urination, extreme bowel movements, and constaint body odor. No cure is known. Puerto Rican's brought the disease over into the United States while smuggling drugs. Most prominent in the Northeastern area of Illinois due to the growing population of Puerto Ricans and drug use in that area.

" I have these symptoms"

"You have Monitis"

by Professor Dr. James Dowel M.D. January 20, 2007