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I have see through pants, so I have to wear my mong.
by mong man May 8, 2009
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mong

The stuff that comes out of a dead pregnant woman's box when you push down on her gut.
Yo eat mong, bitch...
You're mong...
by Rip Ride September 5, 2008
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MONG

A way to tell somebody, "SUCK MY DICK"
(you must make a popping noise with your mouth while saying it)
MONG
by sk8foeva26 November 10, 2010
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mong

Someone with the in-ability to comprehand that of which normal people can; to be delayed, impeded or proceed slowly.
Johnny: "Yo man, that nig looks shezzey."
Robert: "Fo real? that niggah be trippin aight to mezzey."
(robert walks over to suspected retard)
Robert: "Jo dude, sarp?!"
Suspect: "Ma as fop awj fsa'd?"
Robert: "..."
by fjeer May 3, 2003
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mong

Like the version descibed, but in full it means Mongoose.
That lad is such a Mong.
(Mongoose)
by sprockettdog April 23, 2006
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monge

A word indicating anything negative and often discusting (not as in disgusting). It is related in an unkown may to both ming and minger and can therefore be used as a verb (1), nown (2), adverb (3) or adjective (4).

The 'g' should be pronounced as in sponge not as in gun
1. Fucking hell stop mongeing on me.
2. I don't rate her, that girl is a monge.
3. She was sucking my cock mongeily
4. I didn't rate that film, it was monge.
by Edward Carr October 30, 2004
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Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging
Mate you wont get her, you're monging
by Luke9380 November 3, 2019
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