Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021

moldy mousetrap

a moldy pussy that has muscles that will clam and rip your dick off

Me:Say away from her shes got a moldy mousetrap!

You:Run AWAY!!!

by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

Moldy Hole

When a fat chick masturbates with a cheese stick.

Brad :"Yo I ate bitch out, it tasted like cheese"

Kyle : "Dude, she's got a moldy hole that's why."

by Jews R Us January 3, 2017

moldy slit

A dirty ho who pretends to be prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to fuck my fwb last week.. and didn’t 🙄

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 3, 2017

moldy cookie

a molded cookie that will give u an infection inside of the eyes, stomach, heart, and sometimes feet. it can also cause lung damage. it can be spreader easily by touch of lips, fingers, and even poop or pee. lol.

o em gee i got MOLDY COOKIE! I want u to have it too bozo! 🤣😈🥶

by bloblover.28839293938827392882 April 30, 2021