Ming Ling

The second most powerful person on earth right after Pablo Sanchez.

“It’s Pablo Sanchez here to save the day”

“ oh wait no it’s just Ming Ling”
“Oh it’s MING LING!”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

mc-minge

a hot girl working in a fast food outlet

that girl that sold me my milkshake - definate mc-minge

by the fabulous hoad April 15, 2008

crochet-ming

The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.

Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.

Me: You're crochet-ming again.

by itchymonkey April 6, 2016

wofty minge

Simple, wofty minge is an exaggerated term for a dirty, stinky vagina.

"I bet that stripper from last night had a wofty minge"

by NoSloots July 30, 2017

Clinge Minge

The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.

Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”

by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018

Murder Minge March

Based on "Destroy Dick December" and "Forbidden Finger February" Murder Minge March is where a woman must orgasm in correlation to the number on that day's date. Once on the 1st twice on the 2nd and 3 times on the 3rd. This goes on until 31 times on the 31st.

Girl A: Are you doing the Murder Minge March challenge? It's like the boys' Destroy Dick December challenge but for girls.
Girl B: Honestly, I'd throw a challenge like that instantly!

by RockyRoadstheRogue November 6, 2020

minge oil

the fluid secreted from the vagina when an orgasm occurs

i licked her pussy so hard i got covered in minge oil

by minge oil October 9, 2006