Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 06, 2019
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk
by aidangreen January 04, 2023
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Australian Mohawk

The act of licking a woman from butthole to clitoris while she has a taint hair.
He took a trip through my Australian Mohawk.
by Tarrett June 29, 2022
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Mohawk Vagina

When a female trims the top section of her pubic hair region but leaves the Labia Majora untouched. This creates similarities to an upside down Mohawk style approach to pubic hair grooming. The style has prodominantly exceled in popularity since the Covid era {2019} as an extension of the popular Mohawk Non conformist hairstyle of the rock punk 70's movement.
Did your razor run out of batteries? I see you have a fine Mohawk Vagina there!
by MightyMerkin February 28, 2022
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brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium
Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk
by Turd munch November 15, 2020
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brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium
Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk
by Turd munch November 15, 2020
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