Mitchell 

Someone with a very dark skin color.

It's so dark out here, I can hardly see you!
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."

Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!

"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."

Mitchell by The Dark Mitchell March 9, 2009

Mitchell 

Someone who doesn't have the internet, uses flamboyant words making you question his sexuality and looks and smells like an ape

Oh man, you see Mitchell the other day? He called my dog fabulous then updated his windows version capping me.

Mitchell by Shawsie64 October 20, 2009

Mitchell 

He’s a special man. thinks he’s cool. Is nice to everyone, has no heart, not to many friends but enough to keep him popular.

Mitchell mean sad

Mitchell by Apex Legend Guy #1 March 4, 2019

Mitchell 

A snitch, will steal your girl. Gym Boys, has no muscles tho. Gay cunt who shaves his legs. He will treat you like a princess

Mitchell you snitch

Mitchell by Snitch__ May 6, 2019

mitchell 

mitchell is the worst name you can have for a boyfriend, its embarrassing and some times hard to pronounce. mitchells tend to NOT be hench. They like to leed girls on and use them for rebounds. they are so ungreatful and usually are hard to get on with. they start pointless fights and like to think they are better then everyone. Mitchells never realise how lucky the are to have a girl untill its gone. They appear really nice and charming to girls but can suddenly stop a relationship in a second. They chose butterz girls over pretty ones. FML i hate mitchells....

dayumm, he broke my heart

must have been a mitchell.....

mitchell by hatemitchells November 26, 2010

Mitchell 

the person who broke the screen on my computer

fucking Mitchell got my computer

Mitchell by Devonte96 October 29, 2019

Mitchell 

-Verb
To Mitchell is to fart (or shart) oneself at an inopportune or inappropriate time in a public setting. Generally, its a noxious and offensive gas and the perpetrator is usually unaware of implications of his action(s).

Who just Mitchelled themselves in the middle of the bar? Jay, was that you?

Mitchell by ndube50 April 10, 2010