Melomelting

melodramatic meltdown; freaking out; overwhelming emotional meltdown; depressed sob story

Isabelle was melomelting because she felt that nothing in her life was working out.

by Wexilious May 22, 2009

merlman

A person who acts negatively towards the norm in relation to their friends plans. Generally considered to be a kind of negative nelly.

Adam, how about you stop being a merlman? Why so merlz today adam?

by DKOOP April 11, 2013

mermaitious

Having qualities that resemble that of a mermaid.

That girl over there with her legs crossed looks very mermaitious.

by Maniac in a Speedo April 16, 2014

Mermaid

When a female looks fine on the top half yet when you get down to business her V jay jay Smells like fish...

Damn she was fine but she turned out to be a mermaid

by Peachiè October 6, 2020

mermaid nutshot

A circumstance or outcome with a very low probability of taking.

Chad: Just snag a green card and chill w/ me bro.
Abraham: That's a fucking mermaid nutshot, Chad.

by bathroomwriter June 30, 2021

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Drowsy Mermaid

When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.

Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.

by spanky409 April 10, 2016