Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.

1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

metaphorical child

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.

Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.

by Random quirks March 23, 2016

Metaphorz

I LIKE TURTLES

Resplendid: Hey guys Have you seen Metaphorz?
Bob: Yea he said this to me: "I LIKE TURTLES :D"
Gage: HE SAID THAT TO ME TOO LMAO

by gage7252002 June 22, 2016

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

Memephore

A meme that is also a metaphor meme metaphore

Wow that pussy flick is totally a memephore for my life, screwed.

by Jeff The Talking Mongoose May 4, 2019

megapoorass

A skint dinosaur

I can’t go out tonight because I’m megapoorass as usual!

by Pakilo November 14, 2019

Megasoreass

You dont like it in the booty butt

I'm sorry I dont like having a megasoreass so if you can help it please refrain from poking my asshole.

by Word porn November 2, 2019