Measurate

To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.

Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.

by Wendy S. February 22, 2020

Back hand measure

When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!

“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”

by Justsayin’ November 29, 2017

The L measurement

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.

Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.

by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

measure off

2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick

Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me

by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020

Gay (measurement)

1inch 2.54cm

7 times Gay (measurement)?

by assandass May 18, 2018

Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.

-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.

by zhymaa November 9, 2021