matti nykänen

finnish skijumper, born 1963 in jyväskylä.
awards: olympic medals 4 golds 1 silver, world championships 4 golds 1 silver 3 bronze.
today matti make his penalty from stabbing.
short CV: skijumper, burglar, male-stripper, alcoholist, clown, celebrity. read more matti

elämä on laiffii
life is just life
elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa
life is the best time in life
ehkä join, ehkä en, so not
maybe I drink, maybe not, so not

by matti March 13, 2005

Matty K

Sexually Inactive

This Matty K just won’t get off vsco

by TALKBOUTDAT January 3, 2022

Matty B

Thick Rapper that raps through a saxophone

“HONK, SQUEAK” -Matty B

by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans October 7, 2018

matty ice

hottest taco around. he's so cool and chill. Also know as Daddy ice.

Actually got a picture of matty ice today on the bus. <3

by RAQUEEEELLLL November 24, 2016

Matty Mo

Nickname for a guy with first name Matt and last name beginning with M-o- (such as Morris, Morrow, etc.), if you have the opportunity to meet a Matty Mo, consider yourself a lucky individual, as these people are often totally badass.

Matty Mo, you are sooo awesome.
-I know, it's what I do.

by Johnny Chimpo45 February 27, 2009

Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

by MacedonianT March 17, 2020

Matti Alanen

Matti Alanen is funniest finnish youtuber who is for homo marry in Finland. He looks like a similarly funny person from kralovehradecky kraj.

Hi do you like homo marry ? Yes I do. Are you from Finland or Kralovehradecky kraj ? Yes I am from Finland. Then you are Matti Alanen

by Matti Alanen May 9, 2022