Get the Mato mug.A small-ass town that no one cares about in Central Virginia. About 4 people actually live there, and the only reason anyone knows it exists is because there's matoaca high school, a garbage high school in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Downtown (if you could even fucking count it as a town whatsoever) consists of a corner store, a church, and some houses. There is absolutely no indication that you are living any further than in the 1940's. The rest of the Matoaca area is a shitty mix of abandoned houses, houses that look like they are abandoned but aren't, and brand-new houses that totally contrast everything elseems around them. Chesdin Landing is about the only other thing worth noting, which is a rich neighborhood which consists of rich people who don't like to admit they're rich. The neighborhood also has a golf course, which is probably the only reason anyone would travel near this fuck-ass town. Anyone who currently lives here is either old as fuck or is young and can't wait to get the farthest they can from this shithole.
Realtor: "are you looking for a house in the Matoaca area?"
Customer: "Fuck no, I wouldn't live within 20 miles of that place."
Customer: "Fuck no, I wouldn't live within 20 miles of that place."
by Nesh. March 15, 2017
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There are too many things wrong with this boy, he's a heartbreaker, jerk, idiot, unreliable, liar, stupid, etc, but no matter what he did and how much pain he's caused me, I will always love him and hope one day I'll see him again. Idk if you're reading this Carlos Matos but if you are then you probably know who I am. Hint: Liberty Middle, tomato, "hope future wife" hey you told me that remember, and those things you told me "I was the important person", I really don't know if you meant any of that. And when we always got each other mad lol, yeah weird times. The truth is I really do care for you, even when you always make fun of Kaylee, I turn around to give you a dirty look and I always see that you're already looking at me, IDK if you ever liked me back or even cared for me at all, I'm sure you'll show this to your friends... right? like Emiliano?... bc that's what you always do.... I really don't know why I'm doing this, I guess I just wanted you to know.... I love you Carrot
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Get the Satta Matka Mobi mug.This means in Geo language “You are pretty,” If you see your bestie you say “Matoko Yima!!!”
For extra prettiness, say “Matoko Yimasu!”
Matoko Yimasu adds a little bit of tang to the word. It means “You are the prettiest.” It’s a more passionate expression then just “makoto Yima.”
Pronounce it:
(Maah-koh-toe) (yee-mah)
(Maah-koh-toe) (yee-mah-sue)
For extra prettiness, say “Matoko Yimasu!”
Matoko Yimasu adds a little bit of tang to the word. It means “You are the prettiest.” It’s a more passionate expression then just “makoto Yima.”
Pronounce it:
(Maah-koh-toe) (yee-mah)
(Maah-koh-toe) (yee-mah-sue)
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How much matobar can one guy have?
How much matobar can one guy have?
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