massacre

What I Plan to do to everyone within a 1 mile radius of me on my birthday.

tick tock tick tock...(the massacre is coming)

by Bagell September 27, 2009

Green Van Massacre

The massacre of March 2007 in Berlin, CT. A green van was reported to have alledgedly been following close behind middle-school student school buses, the driver tipping the hat to a girl walking her dog. Since hat-tipping is against the law in Connecticut, immediate actionw as taken in order to save the town of Berlin's youth from being molested, violated, assaulted, or hurt.

Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.

"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.

As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."

Dude, did you see that? That man hat-tipped me. Could this be the next Green Van Massacre?

Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.

by MissAccurate March 27, 2008

Medieval massacre

The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.

Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.

by Zac and A. Cash December 18, 2006

The Massacre

The Massacre is the most expensive drink coaster ive ever bought

why do i have to give an example? ya'll no The Massacre sucks

by aaaaaaaaa September 25, 2005

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.

by Corb March 14, 2005

ass massacre

How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.

My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

fallador massacre

A glitch that took place on 6-6-06 in the popular online role playing game "RUNESCAPE" by Jagex LTD. What happened was that a man found a glitch in one of the new player owned houses that allowed you to attack players OUTSIDE of the wilderness, he went through the runescape town of Fallador killing tons of innocent players. The glitch was caused because the construction skill was new, there for loaded with bugs.
Normally players can't attack other players unless they are in the wilderness or a minigame of some sort.

Player1: D00d! I just lost My Party hat in the falldor massacure!
Player2: It's spelled fallador massacre and one more thing... HAHAHAHA

by XXX Jeremy XXX December 1, 2006