masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

Masturbating

Playing with yourself

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"

by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

Maturbating

To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe

I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?

by Veretus September 5, 2010

Masturbating

"Masturbating" (verb) "Mah-STer-Bay-ting"

It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".

"Chad was seen masturbating with Kelly"

by ChadV2 November 15, 2018

Mastrubating

I know youve done it before... Fucking pervert.

I like mastrubating to porn.

by fuckingadults September 23, 2021

verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.

Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."

by yeah April 13, 2003