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Mason

Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.
did you see mason? he needs to work out.
by schoolsucksballs March 1, 2023
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Mason

He is the most amazing person you'll meet, he knows how to make you smile without even seeing him, he is very understanding of your problems, he is very respectful towards you or anyone, he knows how to make you laugh no matter what, he also knows how to make you fall for him, and he is very country, I hope yall know a Mason because yall are very lucky if you do.
Mason is the best person you'll meet.
by yolomatejerryhere26 August 30, 2021
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Mason

Mason is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She has brown hair and will do anything for one of her best friends. Any guy would be lucky to have her and if you have a chance you should get her. She has the kindest and most perfect eyes and her smile can make anyone’s day in a matter of seconds. Her smile is one that can light a whole room up and her blush is just as amazing. She is the girl that will smile when you’re having a bad day and will make it better instantly. She is the most perfect, beautiful, sweetest, and amazing girl who has ever walked this planet:)
See that girl mason I wish she was my girl.
by Tsquare44 November 24, 2019
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Mason

if u like crunchy bam then ur a mason
by okbae March 19, 2022
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Mason

Mason is a bitch of a brother
by Ragnar34 March 7, 2022
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Mason

Gayest Fucking Person Ever to Meet

Bros a size of an Ant
Mason is Gay
by HeyDaddySuckMe July 8, 2023
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Mason

Mason is REALLY hot, has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Also AMAZING at sports. He will marry a girl named Taliah. He will have four kids named Mia, Sienna, Karma and koa. Him and Taliah went to school together and dated throughout high school. They got married at age 24.
Mason and Taliah are so cute together
by Hippo Dog Snowman January 19, 2021
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