marriage

Have you read about that "celibacy by choice" fad that is going around?

Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.
by Big D March 12, 2004
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Marriage

The unfortunate act when a man marries a woman and she takes control of his life; taking his money, breaking his spirit and watching him beg for some change at her feet.
Man: With this ring I thee wed

Woman: With this ring I thee OWN

Thus concludes the marriage and the man can only run to the end of his leash and bark
by MySister April 08, 2008
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Marriage

- U know, I'm 18+, but my parents still don't let me to have sex comfortably, this is sick.
- Don't worry babe, they just need the City
Hall's permission.
- Yeah, maybe marriage is the best thing 4 me.
by Ena Sasha Regina February 07, 2009
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marriage

1) A God-ordained process of ancient Hebrew origin by which a man and a woman are joined to become one flesh.

2) The act in which a man sucks it up, gets off his selfish ass, and realizes some responsibility for a change.
My wife and I celebrated the 75th aniversary of our marriage.
by Joelio November 20, 2003
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marriage

1. A way for a woman of the adult age to escape the clutches of her overbearing and/or nosey family

2. A convenient way for an adult woman to change her identity by means of a new last name
“My mother is always getting into my business; I’m really beginning to consider marriage.”

Teacher: Miss Long-Name-I-Can’t-Pronounce…
Student: I’m thinking the ideal marriage would be with someone whose last name is Smith
by Seriously Not February 26, 2009
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Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever
I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.
by D-Monkey April 11, 2018
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Marriage

A process for a female to take half of you shit
“Out marriage will be forever baby”, Melinda French Gates
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