Manu-keister

To present something in a place or situation that one could of only concealed by keistering it
“We were in the middle of the desert, we had lost all of our backpacks....nek munit David pulls out a 3 litre bottle of Evian!”
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂
by Yesnil April 05, 2021
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Manu Kamanu

Slang neighborhood ID that is elementary for cannabis smoking while truant.
Manu Kamanu is busted for being stoned!!
by The 13th Captain April 27, 2024
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Anus Manus

A warm and creamy, most moist, most smelliest, loud, and worst fantasy football team to ever exist. Imagine a fantasy team that was run by a strap on that was worn by a goat that was use on a bum… that’s what an Anus Manus is
Bro, I saw you play Anus Manus this week, that should be an easy win.
by MacZaddy88 September 25, 2023
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hayley manu

hayley is a tard hayley is a bully hayley has no friends
your such a hayley manu
by Mataias October 21, 2021
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manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.
"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
by borbersk May 06, 2020
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Manus

A Manus is someone that you see and you can't help but bring up in conversation. He's that one legendary guy that shat his pants in class. When you see the most charismatic, various, and coolest shit, You have found yourself a Manus
Ex. Yo my friend just rides around in a golf cart getting his dick sucked by his neighborhood thots, What a fucking Manus
Ex. Emma, you see that Manus over there, he is literally shitting off the roof of the elementary school.
by laflarb November 11, 2018
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