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Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend

Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you

My Ems<3 (aka best girlfriend ever) 

Now this person Emily is the most sweetest person in the world. She's the most amazing girlfriend in the history of girlfriends and if you disagree go cry a river xx
My Ems<3 (aka best girlfriend ever)

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls 

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay
“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

your girlfriend looks like my mom 

Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well
His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”

Bringing all the girls to my fjord 

Norwegian way of swooing the fair maidens. Used to show that one is perticularly good at an activity, it's a socially accepted way of bragging of ones skill.
"Hey, I'm Norwegian. I'm good at skiing, drinking, fishing, hating the Danish, and bringing all the girls to my fjord" *Winks*

skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns. 

my fatass walking a fish and in my cat, i ate my fortnite battle pass, i ❤️ charmander, the #1 robux buyer, i ate yo fatass dog, i shot my fish with a fortnite sniper, my mom is gay and having a trans fag daugher, my dad is a bisexual frog, my sister looks like a horse, my brother is the #1 doja cat fan, my dad wears a wig to look trans, having a affare with jimmy falon, my big fat gyat was the reason the twin towers fell, my grandma fell down the stairs and i giggled, i farted in her breathing tanks, now shes gone 😈😈😈😈 i hated her fatass. 🥰🥰🥰🤓🤓🤓🤓😃😃😃😃😃😡😡😡😡🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😈🤷🏻 ♀️😈😈😈🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😝😝😝😝😝😔😔😔😒🥵🥵😒😒
"james charles is tickleing my ass"
skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns.