MJ

Morning Joint

Hey, I just woke up. I'll have an MJ before I leave for office.

by theGodWithManyWords November 29, 2016

MJ

MJ It means, MOST JUICE. No nigga got it like them MJ Boys. MJ is a movement to inspire broke niggas who need to see what having the juice means.

Man them MJ niggas looked rough today no fucking cap.

by MjBoys23 November 8, 2018

mj

the best friendship ever that is in no way romantic

mj can never date bc they’re best friend goals

by themysticuni December 16, 2018

Mj

A thirsty bitch running for the dicc

oh look its mj chasing sam

dood we should save her-

by ArcticPalmTree September 6, 2018

MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....

OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline

by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018

MJ Fam

The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"

by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 6, 2019

MJ

an arrogant guy who thinks he knows everything and thinks he can get any girl he wants. In reality, he’s quite annoying.

“MJ gets on my nerves.”

by drummerboy221 March 10, 2019