milf hunter

An ugly goateed middle-aged asshole that fucks "milfs" on the internet even though he is probably older than all of them, for three reasons..

1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.

2. The guy is just fucking old.

3. And kind of fat.

How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.

Hey, i think i saw the milf hunter guy at the old folks home the other day!

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

Milf to be

A hot pregnant woman.

Dude, that pregnant chick is hot, she is such a milf to be.

by Gin September 21, 2004

Milfeulle

Only the cutest anime girl out there! She has pink hair, extraordinary luck, cheerful, innocent, and a flower in her hair

Hi! I'm Milfeulle Sakuraba! I'm 17 years old! My hobby is making cake!

by Milfeulle Sakuraba June 29, 2004

milf

mom id like to fuck.mom i would like to fuck

that babys mom is such a milf.billys mom so hot ,shes such a milf.your moms a milf

by szymon wolowiec October 3, 2006

Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
3

If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.

by heynow_1 October 5, 2010

Milf Magnet

A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.

"Wow Ryan sure is a milf magnet."

by Zornlover234567 December 26, 2021

milf

Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".

See that hot mom? She's a milf!

by Andy November 26, 2004