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McKenna Shuffle

The McKenna Shuffle is a rare move but exhibits the epitome of shading and/or bitching out from a social drinking scene. In actuality, the McKenna Shuffle involves one "just not feeling it" anymore, either because he or she is a pussy and/or a member of the fake drinking club. In rare instances, there have been examples of one vomiting on their own shirt before performing the McKenna Shuffle. Similar to the stealthness involved in the puma crawl, the McKenna Shuffle involves one taking a quick look around the see if he or she is being noticed by anyone, which is usually unnecessary because the caliber of person performing the McKenna Shuffle would usually not have anyone noticing them anyway. After taking a quick glance, the shuffler proceeds to sneak out of the scene, without saying a word to anyone and hoping to go completely unnoticed. The act of the McKenna Shuffle is usually identified by his or her peers first thing in the morning. Although it's official name is the McKenna Shuffle, this unique move also can be known as the McKenna Mosey, the Chick Chase, the Derr Dip, or simply the Houdini.
Ex: 1

Noble: "Alright I'm heading back guys, see you later."

McKenna Shuffler: "....." (not saying anything while sneaking out behind Noble)

Ex. 2

Mike: "Has anyone seen McKenna?"

Everyone: Looks around, shrugs their shoulders, then figures he must have done the McKenna Shuffle and bounced without saying anything to anyone.
by blueballz06 October 20, 2008
mugGet the McKenna Shufflemug.

mckenna susan brosz

She is a beautiful amazing and sweet person. She is very strong on the inside but if you get her talking she breaks down and will tell you about her life. McKenna Susan Brosz is a blessing to this world and if you ever find her you’re extremely lucky so keep her held close to your heart and never let her go
by Truthteller1901 December 12, 2019
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Zoie McKenna Parker

Zoie McKenna Parker walks in the room and everybody stops and stares
by Zpower October 19, 2019
mugGet the Zoie McKenna Parkermug.

Mckenna Nims

The bestest person in the world. Loves soccer. Very popular and pretty. Loves her friends and is not afraid to do crazy things. A MCKENNA NIMS is always funny and entertaining. She loves feel happy!!!
Wow look at that McKenna Nims. She has some real swag.
by Kgcookiemonster March 19, 2013
mugGet the Mckenna Nimsmug.

Mckenna

What is the meaning of the name mckenna
Mckenna is a girl who love to have fun
by anonymous November 23, 2021
mugGet the Mckennamug.

McKenna

A mentally ill mf whos friends with a trans mentally ill mf
Hey is mckenna gay?
No shes unlabeled
by crazy_panda1922 August 31, 2021
mugGet the McKennamug.

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