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Mateo Bernal

oh my god! Mary! Is that a Mateo Bernal??!

Yes! Hes a fucking nigger!
by mateobernalhater April 9, 2024
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Mateo

Mateo is the most precious person someone could ask for. Always a good friend, always ready to give a piece of advice and be brave. Lucky are the one who are his friends and girlfriend. He has a smile that could light up this whole town, very laid back but sweet and defintly a people person. Makes everyone confortable. You will be lucky to have this mateo in your life but this one is only mine.

-your dear waffle
Mateo’s beard makes me crazy
by Waffle piojita November 21, 2021
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mateo

by baba187 May 11, 2022
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Mateo

little boy that gets molested 8 times a week
Mateo got molested again
by gayfag33 May 2, 2022
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mateo

Mateo is the most hot guy in the world he makes all the straight men become gay.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
Ohhh mateo is sooo hot man i would just love to spend the night with him.
by RazorKnight June 8, 2020
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Mateo

Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.

-Has the freshest memes.

-Owns a dope spotify playlist.

Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
- Damn, he drained a 3 on my face!
- What do you expect? he's a Mateo
by CLLDBU January 30, 2020
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Mateo

People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!
I pulled a Mateo. I got a Mateo
by Rakderr69420 November 22, 2021
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