mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023
Get the mateomug. hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart
mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour
he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning
he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it
mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour
he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning
he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it
by reallifegotham July 24, 2024
Get the Mateomug. The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.
by 135218930 November 29, 2021
Get the Mateomug. Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!
You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!
Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!
Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021
Get the Mateomug. Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
by CLLDBU January 30, 2020
Get the Mateomug. Mateo is the most hot guy in the world he makes all the straight men become gay.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
by RazorKnight June 8, 2020
Get the mateomug. People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!
by Rakderr69420 November 22, 2021
Get the Mateomug.