I took this girl home and she said she's never orgasmed from oral..I looked at her and said relax baby..I'm a fluid master!
by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.
by estimablesir January 11, 2009

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Torpedo Vegas: I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.
by HC2005 August 30, 2007

Link's final sword that hacks the shit out of anything in it's path (usually).
When Link has completely full health it shoots beams.
When Link has completely full health it shoots beams.
Self explanatory.
by Guru Imakuni April 30, 2004

The highest of beings that made no accidents.
"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway
by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020

by dragoifsfiwefiuh February 13, 2017
