Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains in Rockingham County, NC, there are two towns that are intertwined more than the gene pool of most of the residents. To say the least, there is a white trash problem there.
There are two things to do for fun: play everyone's favorite guessing game "meth heads or hillbillies" or join the locals on the football field at McMichael High School with a beer cooler and watch mobile homes go up and down US 220. "Oh shit, here comes a double wide, someone won the lottery!"
A trip to Walmart is a quick reminder that you won the genetic lottery. If you are wearing a collared shirt and decent jeans, I promise you're seriously overdressed. Not to mention random mid 90s F350s hitting the light poles in the parking lot. Just be sure to not step on a heroin syringe.
If you're going on a test drive in a Jaguar or BMW from the local dealership, make sure the dealer plate is on the back bumper, because local PD will stop you for driving while black. It's a much more serious problem than the drug epidemic that runs rampant.
Lastly, if you intend to drop out of McMichael High School, it's mandatory that you have to have at least 3 kids or 2 and they're a product of incest.
There are two things to do for fun: play everyone's favorite guessing game "meth heads or hillbillies" or join the locals on the football field at McMichael High School with a beer cooler and watch mobile homes go up and down US 220. "Oh shit, here comes a double wide, someone won the lottery!"
A trip to Walmart is a quick reminder that you won the genetic lottery. If you are wearing a collared shirt and decent jeans, I promise you're seriously overdressed. Not to mention random mid 90s F350s hitting the light poles in the parking lot. Just be sure to not step on a heroin syringe.
If you're going on a test drive in a Jaguar or BMW from the local dealership, make sure the dealer plate is on the back bumper, because local PD will stop you for driving while black. It's a much more serious problem than the drug epidemic that runs rampant.
Lastly, if you intend to drop out of McMichael High School, it's mandatory that you have to have at least 3 kids or 2 and they're a product of incest.
Madison/Mayodan, what's the difference? You better watch your mouth boy if you know what's good for you
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(She also uses the pet name "Puffin" or "Baby Love" for Hef all the time and is no longer living in the mansion).
(She also uses the pet name "Puffin" or "Baby Love" for Hef all the time and is no longer living in the mansion).
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Get the Madisan mug.Madison High School is full of rich snobby alcoholics. You can usually find the girls in the bathroom before a class smoking a cig or the boys chugging on vodka in the middle of class.All the girls hate eachother and create rumors just to get more people to hate them. The freshman girls are all paranoid losers who give head for any source of alcohol and seem to just not know their place. But the freshman boys think they are hott shit cause the senior girls have taken a liking to them. The sophmore girls are bitches who think that just because they aren't freshman anymore, they can do whatever they want.But the sophmore boys are pretty cool and mellow. Pretty good to party with. What they don't get is that they are still slutty underclassman and everyone still hates them.The sophmore boys are pretty cool and mellow. Pretty good to party with. The Juniors are all stoners you live for weed and cigs. The seniors are all sexually driven maniacs who are upsessed with the fact that they are seniors and that they control the school. They haze, they drink, they live. That is all they need to do. The fans are amazing I must admit. They stake out before games and put on a show during them. They prepare for every little thing that may happen. They are the heart of that school. In conclusion, the freshman are gay, the sophmores are sluts, the juniors are high, and the seniors rule. Go Dodgers.
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Mao was a military genious, if not a political one, for his development of a protracted 'peoples war.' Whether you like him or not, and there is a lot not to like, his military theory was victorious and continues to be emulated today as well as studied by the students of West Point etc.
Mao was a military genious, if not a political one, for his development of a protracted 'peoples war.' Whether you like him or not, and there is a lot not to like, his military theory was victorious and continues to be emulated today as well as studied by the students of West Point etc.
The Sandinista guerillas, though not self identified as Maoists, certainly practiced Maoism in their struggle against the Samoza regime in Nicaragua in the 1970s.
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