Malfucktion

The act of something electrical not functioning in it's proper manner.

This game is having a major malfucktion.

by Bb3264 October 14, 2016

Pernus malfunctions

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

malfunktion

Defective performance involving a certain style of music.

Before I left da baby's room, I had tuned da stereo to a light-classical station dat was playing soft music to soothe said infant to sleep, but then da tuner malfunktioned and started playing bouncy dance-tunes dat got da Little One all revved up and giggly.

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Manfunction

When a man cannot perform in the bedroom!

'He just couldn't perform, he had a manfunction!'

by KingMosh February 14, 2021