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Lonely Sharpie

A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....
Hi Im Lonely Sharpie, IM BACK BITCHES
by tperry76 December 14, 2016
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Lonely Rolling Star

The greatest katamari damacy song by far, maybe even the greatest song ever. A song about a woman who's lover has a tendency to roll away from her, and how much she desperately wants him to roll back.
ayo bro lonely rolling star is a banger
by Googamer_OwO July 18, 2021
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The Lonely Redneck

When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.
The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...
by Nickslice October 19, 2009
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reverse lonely cowboy

Masturbating with your dominant hand reverse grip (with palm on top).
Ricardo is bored, lonely, and sick of the same old fapping, so he decided to flip his hand around and try Reverse Lonely Cowboy style.
by WagonDude1961 December 14, 2014
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Lonely Pee Syndrome

The syndrome that occurs in some males that causes them to relieve themselves in a urinal directly adjacent to another male's, even when there are several open stalls away from the aforementioned male.
This dude must of had lonely pee syndrome, there were like 8 urinals and he decides to come up to mine and hold hands.
by Kim and Dan June 12, 2008
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lonely cheating

Guy 1: So she walked in on you jerking one out?
Guy 2: I like to think of it as lonely cheating.
by KillerOrange27 October 7, 2009
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One Less Lonely Boy

On September 5th, 2010 at his concert in Maryland, Justin Bieber got pranked by his crew. For his song "One Less Lonely Girl", he usually has a female fan from the crowd brought up on stage, and he sings to her and gives her flowers. Well, on September 5th, a old, fat man wearing a crown was brought on stage. Justin was creeped out and wouldn't even give him the flowers, so he gave them to a girl in the audience. He jokingly knocked the crown off the man's head also, when he finally realized the crew had pranked him. At the end of the song, the man picked Justin up. So what usually is known as the One Less Lonely Girl, turned into the One Less Lonely Boy that night!
Justin Bieber: *backing away from creepy old man on stage* "there's gonna be one less lonely boy...?"
by shawtrightder September 6, 2010
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