tubal liegation 

Falsely saying that you've had your "plumbing pinched" so that eager-but-not-wanting-the-pitter-patter-of-little-feet studs will feel safe in "doing it" with you.

Checking the medical records of a hot chick is a wise thing to do before "going all the way with her", since sometimes a lady's assurances that she's been surgically altered is just a tubal liegation.

tubal liegation by QuacksO September 26, 2020

Fermented libation 

1) Noun: a slang term predominantly used to refer to beer.

2) Noun: Depending on the specific situation, can also include other alcoholic beverages that have been fermented such as cider, wine, sake, huangjiu.

Hey bartender, I'll take a glass of your seasonal fermented libation.

Fermented libation by droolyface September 26, 2021

Doctor Libations 

Youtuber Cjax's nickname for Cody Rhodes

Did you hear that Doctor Libations cut another promo about respect on friday?

Doctor Libations by WWE Fan 23 April 23, 2025

YouTube-al Ligation 

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

YouTube-al Ligation by dearthyvader April 13, 2010