Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

built like a brick shithouse

Of a woman, having particularly large breasts.

She's built like a brick shithouse. (While cupping both hands in front of your chest as if holding large breasts and bouncing them slightly.)

by mariposaman March 15, 2011

built like a brick shithouse

phrase used by a Canadian sailor to describe the physical attributes of a party. beautiful, nice figure, nice prominent rack that stands up and juts out at you

Take a look at those two parties, the one on the left is built like a brick shithouse, and her winger's not that bad either. Let's put the moves on them.

by Stoney Burke June 12, 2005

built like a brick shithouse

A term to describe Wolves forward Adama Traore

"He's built like a brick shithouse, how's he gone down like that?!"

by StigDealer09 June 1, 2021

built like a brick shithouse

A person who is extremely obese.

Holy crap, that woman is built like a brick shithouse!

by TimberNovelty June 13, 2008

shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.

I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.

by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011