Testiclous lackitious

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.

3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.

Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!

Example 2-

Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.

by TerinLu May 1, 2013

zipper lickin pond lizard

Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!

That woman is a zipper lickin pond lizard.

by Ringer77 May 31, 2018

dimple licking

this is done by digging your finger into your favourite dimple on your significant others left cheek then diving forward licking deep into that dimple in a way that you hope seems implausible and not like you’ve spent an embarrassing amount of time daydreaming of it.

niall: did you have fun last night?

louis: yeah, i spent the night dimple licking harry’s perfectly deep left cheek

by dimplelickingexpert4eva November 9, 2019

Filthy Lickiss

Anyone who plays modern warfare plunder and quits the game when your team is in the lead because you are getting killed constantly.

We almost had a million, but that fucker just pulled a filthy Lickiss and now we are in 6th place.

by RobbleRobble May 21, 2020

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor

"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"

by PixelKat February 20, 2023

By-the-lickety-lightning

An old time exclamation indicating surprise, astonishment or frustration often follow by a threat of violence.

By-the-lickety-lightning, don't be so stupid, I oughta tan your hide! or By-the-lickety-lightning Eddy, get out of that tree or I'll come up there and throw you out! By-the-lickety-lightning, let me do it!

by SantaPow July 19, 2019

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005