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leftest

The item to the most left. Af far left as you can go. Opposite of rightest.
Hey Will, could you hand me the most leftest towel.

Mike put the box in the most leftest corner of the attic.
by Melissa Kelley December 24, 2007
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Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"
Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."
by Geoff L May 22, 2005
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Seb Lefebvre

Seb! lol my fave! im a HUGE fan of simple plan!!! hes really sweet from wat the band says and stuff, he seems like it 2 cuz i got the dvd... he rox my sox! he cares bout all his fans.... he was born june 5, 1981, he lives when he's not wrkin in Montreal, Canada (i got his phone # and address!! lol look it up in canada 411 if u want it...) hes a awesum guitar player and he also duz back vocals! i gots more info but i dunno if ya wanna hear it so byez!
kelsey: Seb's so awesum! the next time i go 2 another concert im sooo ganna talk 2 him!!

Danielle: omg me 2! but i'll talk 2 pierre first!

Kelsey: i play drums now. mehe.
by *!!Kelsey!!* May 25, 2004
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lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.
Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.
by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007
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lefsa

a norweigan flat bread oftenly served at holidays such as christmas. served with butter and sugar and cinimmon on top then rolled.
"Grandma, are you making lefsa this year?"
by bobbule October 27, 2009
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Lefteous

The opposite of righteous. As to not have proper morals or virtues.
Emily is lefteous because she made a bet, lost and didn't keep her word, thus going against morality.
by Keystone Mike July 12, 2010
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sistah puh-lease

1) used to express agreement or to emphasize a point stated.
2) used lieu of "duh".
3) used to refute an obviously false statement.
1) statement: "wooo, baby got back!" agreement: "sistah, puh-lease!"
2) statement: "phish sucks." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
3) skinny girl says: "omigod, these pants make me look so fat." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
by koscar February 10, 2005
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