leather wig

a full leather interia for a car

i've changed the cloth seats for a full leather wig

by Dog Roberts January 22, 2009

Leather Jones

A Suave, confident, ex-fighter pilot who has grown disillusioned with the way of the world today and cant understand why the jacket just cant be a jacket...Not to be confused with an indiana jones type person, a leather jones is much more calculated, deliberate and never cavalier.

"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"

by Leather Jones July 7, 2012

leather pingpongs

The equivalent of beef curtains, refers to the testicles of a male who fake tans way too much and has thus ruined their physical appearance, not that they held much aesthetic value to begin with.

"Did you see her new boyfriend? He tans more than she does...I'm sure he's carryin a set of extreme leather pingpongs. Gross."

by LeahLauren January 14, 2009

Leather Dick

When, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female's buttocks, the penis loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.

"Dude, I was at the rave last night"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"

by Richie McCringledick June 1, 2012

clear leather

The actual definition of this word refers to a pistol clearing (being drawn from) it's leather holster. Got started back in the days when police officers and federal agents still used leather duty holsters

Police Officer 1: Did you hear what happened yesterday? Chuck had to clear leather on a suspect!

Police Officer 2: No shit! What happened?

Police Officer 1: Shots fired, he killed the guy. Apparently he pulled a knife on Chuck

by cj.rodz February 8, 2012

leather bagel

A man's anal sphincter.

'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.

First coined by Russell Brand.

by Dr Ferret February 21, 2014

leather toungue

When you are sick, and cant breathe through your nose, and when you wake up in the morning your toungue is like a dried up piece of leather.

"Man I am sick as hell, this morning i had leather toungue like a mofo."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 27, 2005