lazy student

That one kid that always comes into class late usually with nothing in their hands. You will usually see them walking around the school (If they decide to even attend) in sweatpants and a sweatshirt. When in group projects they never carry their wait which is quiet bothersome some to other students although they don't mind. People are quite fond of having a lazy student in their presence. They tend to be sarcastic in a funny matter. Students tend to enjoy the company of a lazy student. Some prefer to use the term slacker which is considered more of a insult.

I heard that Emma came into class late without the assignment!

Man she must be one of those lazy students.

by dechicakatherina May 13, 2018

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Lazy Screwdriver

Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.

I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.

by Safety Officer Long July 21, 2018

Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuckbois that keep circling their way back around like a lazy susan.

Abel is a lazy susan boi. He always circles his way back around eventually.

by skittlesbreath October 19, 2018

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

Lazy Seal

The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).

Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!

by Not Lazy Seal March 8, 2021