Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

lard lord

A very large (fat) person.

This fatass weighs 678 lbs! What a lard lord.

by K1L562 June 3, 2019

life-lard

A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.

Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.

by Habitus June 13, 2010

lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

lard ass

a.k.a. ur mom's fat hairy ass

omg terrance's mom is such a fuckin sick lard ass

by urmom12490709on December 7, 2006

Lard Ass

a really really fat kid who when walks his entir stomach bounces and jiggles

God Damn Jaimes such a lard ass

by Duane Peters May 3, 2006

lard chops

What you call really fat kidd, and i mean really fat.

Cool kid: hey Lard Chops, your fat, and so is your mom!!!!

Lard Chops: yeah well!!!! im so fat im bullet proof!!

by ph34r_me July 4, 2005