The Lanzarote Effect is when a normally cold country like Scotland gets a heatwave and the paving slabs become extremely hot so you can't go in your garden without shoes.
person 1: OH GOD AHHHHHHH WTF THE GARDEN SLABS ARE BURNING MY FEET
person 2: oh, that's called "the lanzarote effect"
person 1: I DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING NERD MY FOOT SKIN IS PEELING OFF HELP
person 2: oh, that's called "the lanzarote effect"
person 1: I DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING NERD MY FOOT SKIN IS PEELING OFF HELP
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