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Landmine

A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.
Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade
by JamesAsset July 30, 2010
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Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth
last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!
by BaddieWitDaFattie April 18, 2020
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Landon Laxers

Very advanced highschool lacrosse players, that could probably win against a few D1 college teams. Even my team in Darien, CT doesn't stand much of a chance. I went to see a few games last year, because my grandparents live in Bethesda and I went to visit them, and my cousins.
If you play lacrosse at Landon High, you are extremely talented.
by Matt-crosse April 27, 2005
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Landover Baptist Church

A fictional church located in the fictional universe of Freehold, Iowa; its website was created by Chris Harper and Paul A. Bradley as parody of Fundamentalist christianity; the website is known for it's satirical views on religion, christianity, and the Bible. Some people actually take it seriously, but it is purely satire.
Person A: "Hey did you read this Christian website?"
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."
by Estelwen June 3, 2014
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landon

unbelievably thick caboose
that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.
by arabia12345 October 29, 2019
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Landon

Loves sucking dick and slurping up all that delicious and sexy cum.
by Chickehxjdhdkx September 2, 2022
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The Landmine

Where one sticks there fist in a sexual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement.
"This girl told me I couldn't finger for shit so I gave her the landmine and she hasn't walked right for days!."
by Gordan P. February 2, 2007
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