Killing three idiots with one landmine

True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.

Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
- Be Amazed

by Ahadi2011 July 6, 2025

Landonined

To be Removed, Kicked, Banned, Exiled etc... from a social group, while the person who landonined you had no valid reason or a stupid non-relevant reason.

Person A: Dude he landonined me from the group, wth??
Person B: Wow really, that's so dumb.

by UrbanNinja1001 April 24, 2015

Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.

“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”

by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021

landmikes

Landmikes is game, but no, it really isn't. Its so much more.

You cannot hit a landmike of a dynam in landmikes buddy, three more times in a row on purpose and youre done.

by CrustyJuggler5 January 15, 2025

“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026