One person gets on a ladder (5 feet tall) with a hard cock. The other person lays on the ground spreading his lubed up anus. The dude on the ladder then jumps and penetrates the other persons sopping wet gaping bung hole.
by Texas ladder July 21, 2015
The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
by stainable August 31, 2007
Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.
by BoneDaddy's July 06, 2013
when a girl does a hand stand and a boys kneels down a eats out her vagina which she gives him a blow job. it is pretty much like 69 but so much better and much more intense (;
yo dude, so me and caroline did the crazy ladder last night and my arms kill today from holding her up.. but man was it so worth it!
by apacrsyeeeah baby January 12, 2011
A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”
by Stenlee April 08, 2018
The type of haircut (chulos) and stoner white boys will have, the sides are shaved and the top has been conditioned into a fucked up wave thats way too tall. Then there are the stripes shaved on the sides. Damn, that aint goin away.
by OG Hustle May 20, 2016
by Drivel January 07, 2014