labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.

"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"

by geoleogin October 24, 2015

poop labor

Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.

"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."

by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017

Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

meenial labor

(of work) not requiring much skill and lacking prestige.

Mic heal Wagner has been enslaved in meenial labor.

by Swagner1323 September 19, 2021

Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.

Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!

by FricePine July 17, 2021

Slave Laborer

An extremely hard-working college student that works very difficult, hot, and sweaty jobs for very little pay. Will do anything short of prostitution to get money. The student may also be beaten and sworn at.

Slave laborer, ditch digger, pear picker, weed puller, etc.

by Circle Digger August 6, 2011

labor diva

Someone who works in the laboring field, but gets upset when they have to labor in any other job setting, even if it’s only for one day.

Tom- “They hired me to do concrete, not cut grass, I swear I’m going to quit if they have me go do grass tomorrow.”

Bill-“Stop being a labor diva.”

by Maybeperhapsso June 17, 2023