(noun): someone who has no friends, or at least walks around pretending that they have no friends.
(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.
(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.
Lucy stood away from her friends like a lonely melon.
I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.
I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.
by Undisclosable3 October 02, 2009
The lone wanderer is the person you choose to be in fallout 3 wether you like killing people and things or you can be a nerd you choose.
by Fallout dan400 February 18, 2017
by Jamesio January 05, 2006
1. The genius's behind 'Jizz in My Pants' and 'I'm on a boat'
2. Andy, jorma, And Akiva
3. AWESOMETOWN!
4. Hot rod
5. Saturdaynight Live
2. Andy, jorma, And Akiva
3. AWESOMETOWN!
4. Hot rod
5. Saturdaynight Live
by UrNewHero April 03, 2009
When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.
by patrick and ryan January 22, 2008
When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.
Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.
by cpatrickc August 25, 2009
The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.
by kelsey kablam-o March 29, 2008