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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

Little man syndrome

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.

Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.

by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024

Little Oil Man

Person who during group projects tents to lubricate the performance of his fellow members.

Leon is the only one who actually does something in this group project. He is the little oil man.

by Vernuftig Tafereel December 29, 2023

little boy man

A grown man still having little boy characteristics

This grown man talking about he doesn't have to work, he is acting like a little boy man.

by Levi man September 28, 2017

Little Man

An annoying name that has gained a lot of popularity in the last decade by soon to be mothers who use it to refer to their male spawn.

Mother to be: I can't think of an original pet name to describe my male baby in this caption attached to this photo I am posting to social media so I'll just say the over used term "Little Man" instead.

by Annoyed Philosopher November 27, 2020

The Little Oil Man

The little oil man is the person in the group project that lubricates the performance of his/hers fellow group members.

We had a hard time concentrating if it wasn' t for the Little Oil Man

by LEONIUS January 20, 2024

Little Man

A word used to describe one’s penis, big or small, in a proper manner

Wow would you look at little man, he’s getting hard.

by B.I.G. Tittiessss December 14, 2018