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liberal guilt

My liberal guilt always kicks in when I go out and party and spend $200 in one night on nothing but booze for my honey and me when that same $200 could feed a village in West Virginia.
by ___________________1 October 30, 2008
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limberdick

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.
Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,
by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009
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Lambert High School

a school in southern forsyth county, Georgia where if you're parents are rich your social status is through the roof and if you live in a middle class home you're considered homeless and gay. Here kids get everything they suck there parents dicks for and will probably all be broken later in life. If you have sex once you're considered a slut and if you haven't had sex your considered a loser, lose-lose situation.The parties thrown are usually busted by Laurel Springs security in about 30 minutes and if you even mention the word "marijuana" you're given the name crack-head because weed and crack are on the same level at good ole LamBURRt but don't worry we can drink alcohol all we want because it's "legal"
by Kritex July 5, 2011
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Daily Liberal Disgrace

Every day the Liberals do something disgraceful to undermine this great country. The liberal idiocy newsworthy story of the day.
Today's Daily Liberal Disgrace is finding out there will be Offices of Gender and Race Management in the Financial Reform Bill
by Personal Responsibility July 9, 2010
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Man Liberation Front

A movement started by men for men with aspirations to create a more man friendly world.
"Are you part of the Man Liberation Front?"

"You mean the movement dedicated to taking back what was ours til the 70s?"
by Mr. Recard April 13, 2009
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Liberaltarian

A political philosophy that combines Liberalism and Libertarianism. Liberaltarians are usually left on fiscal issues, such as healthcare and tax policy, and libertarian on issues such as drug and prostitution legalisation. They often do not believe in some social liberal ideas such as affirmative action, smoking bans and hate crimes. They are usually anti war, as both liberalism and libertarianism are, and pro-same sex marriage. Liberaltarians exist in the USA as well as other countries.
Liberaltarianism proves that somebody can believe in personal responsibility and that the government can look after it's citizens. They believe strongly in the philosophy that people should be able to do anything they want as long it doesn't effect anybody who didn't voluntarily participate, and they also believe that the government can and should help it's citizens.
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Latte Liberals

"Liberals" who have nothing better to do than to join fashionable causes.

This term derives from liberals who sit around and drink overpriced diluted Starbucks coffee while lamenting the plight of the poor.

Latte Liberals have no sense of discretion and usually forget what they're arguing about soon after other latte liberals judge newer causes (polygamy, discrimination against left-handers, etc.) to be more worthy.

Note contrast to cornflake conservative
New Hampshire is invaded by Latte Liberals from Vermont once every four years.
by voteswinger February 28, 2005
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