A name for a girl who is very shady, and backstabbing. She'll say she's your best friend, but then try and ruin a relationship between you and your boyfriend. Kelsey usually will tell one boy she's dating him and keep two on the side for backup, in case her current boy isn't keeping her happy. Kelsey usually updates her profiles saying how "ugly" or "lonely" she is just so she can get the attention of others. Kelsey will also flirt with other boys when one of her boyfriends isn't around so she can feel like she's "loved". Usually has more friends than she can count, but still for some reason feels lonely, and also makes everything more dramatic then it seems.
by Wizard Ashyton August 6, 2011
Get the Kelseymug. A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!
Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"
Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"
Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"
by Big Jeff22334455 July 18, 2011
Get the Kelseymug. Fat.
I'm as confused as an uneatable cake.. Must be a "Kelsey".
If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.
Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!
If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.
Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!
by Who ate all the PIES!? Kelsey. July 29, 2011
Get the Kelseymug. A common boring name. Normally if you meet one. Their bitchy, nagging, probably have a huge nose, nasty hair, cheat on their boyfriend(s) with atleast 100+ guys, and two faced. Stay away from Kelsey's.
by Thatguy18 September 8, 2010
Get the Kelseymug. by okay brothrnrtjhkfgh December 21, 2016
Get the Kelseymug. Girl who loves extensions fake tan and eyelashes
Works in Primark and calls it graft with her 8 hours a week
Loves leather jackets air forces and sinners
Usually see her around felling with backtated hair
Also has a thing for boys named connor
Works in Primark and calls it graft with her 8 hours a week
Loves leather jackets air forces and sinners
Usually see her around felling with backtated hair
Also has a thing for boys named connor
by B3thkay July 20, 2015
Get the Kelseymug. by Gillette445 October 31, 2019
Get the Kelseymug.