Kung Fu Bear 

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

Kung Fu Bear by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

kung fu breakfast 

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.

Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.

kung fu breakfast by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021

kung fu nic

The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.

When in doubt, kung fu nic it!

kung fu nic by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021

kung fu poo 

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

kung fu poo by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

kung fu fighting 

A song that is made by karate

Eric:what is karate

Ret:Kung fu fighting

kung fu fighting by Kaka so June 2, 2022

Kung Fu Grip 

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

Kung Fu Grip by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Kung Fu Tea 

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME

Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!

Kung Fu Tea by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023